We, literally, can't make this stuff up! Cops were called to an adult toy store on Okeechobee Road in Fort Pierce, Florida on reports of a woman using the merchandise! When police arrived at the Lion's Den Adult Superstore they found a woman in a purple shirt, and no pants, putting on quite a scene.
The responding officer was met by a store clerk who informed him that the woman, later identified as 36-year-old Theresa Stanley, had removed a pink sex toy from its packaging, stripped off all of her clothes and was masturbating in public, according to the report obtained by DailyMail.com.
As the officer entered the adult store, he was told that Stanley had retired to a stock room with the sex toy in hand.
'As I opened the doors and entered the stock room I found the female...sitting in an office chair with her feet up on a table,' the officer wrote in the affidavit. 'She had in her hand a pink colored, penis shaped sex toy that she was using in a masturbatory manner.'
As soon as the officer walked in, Stanley 'stopped making use of the sex toy and dropped it on the ground,' to say she was caught in the act is an understatement.
The total cost of the stolen sex toy and the unspecified garment was just under $46.
Stanley was arrested and booked into the St Lucie County Jail on charges of indecent exposure of sexual organs and petit theft, both crimes are misdemeanors. She was arraigned on the charges and remained jailed on $1,500 bond.
Stanley, of Port Salerno, has a lengthy record dating back to at least 2001, which includes a laundry list of convictions ranging from soliciting prostitution, possession of drug paraphernalia to resisting an officer.
We guess she got the urge and couldn't wait.